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Fuck/Marry/Kill

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I came across a game called “Fuck/Marry/Kill” on Jezebel where it was applied to the sons of Mitt Romney. It seems the rules of the games are that given a picture of a person you have to choose whether you want to fuck them, marry them or kill them. It seems like this is a popular game amongst American feminist blogs so I thought I should try it out too. However killing is bad, mmmkay? So I will replace “kill” with pretend that they don’t and have never existed.

So here we go

  • Dianne Feinstein
Ignore

Pretending that she doesn’t exist because she is ugly as fuck

  • Barbara Boxer
Ignore

Pretending that she doesn’t exist because she is ugly as fuck

  • Mary Landrieu
FUCK!

Cute and Hot!! Definitely a FUCK!!

Ignore

And that is why she doesn’t make the marriage grade. Strictly a pump and dump.

  • Barbara Mikulski
Ignore

Pretending that she doesn’t exist because she is ugly as fuck

  • Debbie Stabenow
Ignore

Pretending that she doesn’t exist because she is ugly as fuck

  • Amy Klobuchar
fuck

Crazy Eyes. Strictly good for one fuck only. Next time she may want to disembowel you.

  • Claire McCAskill
Ignore

Was probably quite pretty when young. But marriage is dangerous. Ex-husband was murdered. Let us just pretend that she does not exist.

  • Jeanne Shaheen
fuck

Not pretty enough to marry, not ugly enough to ignore. Lets just put a brown paper bag on her face and give her a pity fuck.

  • Kirsten Gillibrand
Marry

Damn, now that is hot. And hasn’t deteriorated to Landrieu’s extent. Marry.

  • Kay Hagan

Looks like a horny suburban wife. Bag-on-face fuck.

  • Patty Murray
Ignore

Just looks weird and creepy. Pretending that she doesn’t exist.

  • Maria Cantwell
fuck

Looks haven’t completely disappeared as of yet. Fuck.

I would have done Gabrielle Giffords too but then Jezebel may have thought I was misguided and inflammatory.

Update: Jezebel calls for Congressman to buy an indulgence from the Gabrielle Giffords Hunger Action Fund.

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Written by Polevaulter Donkeyman

February 24, 2012 at 21:55

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