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12 year old girls are shallow

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Or atleast Samantha Bee of the Daily Show thinks so. At around the 12′ 20” mark

Bee: Let’s say that I am a 12 year old girl and you are a 12 year old boy. Explain your idea about branding the Reublican party to me.
Norquist: OK. The goal is to make it easier for people … (interrupted)
Bee (speaking in the manner she presumably believes 12 year old girls do): Oh my God guys … there’s a like a nerd talking to me about something.
Norquist: If you want to know who you are voting for its helful if there is some sort of brand identification
Bee: Whaaat?
Norquist: One party wants to raise your taxes, one won’t. Makes it easier for you to choose … (interrupted)
Bee: I don’t even know what he’s saying. Oh my God guys, he has like a piece of fruit rollups stuck in his beard. Alright fine! I will make out with you, but nothing south of the equator.
(Bee moves towards Norquist with her eyes closed and mouth open)

Written by Polevaulter Donkeyman

March 2, 2012 at 03:06

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